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Jul
21

Solange and NeYo were the featured performers at the private event which was held in Bridgehampton NY …

Solange and Momma Knowles

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Solange on stage

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NeYo!

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NeYo doing his thing

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The Queen of Soul made it! 

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One of my favorite singers, Tamia and her hubby Grant Hill

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Russy Simmons and his new woman Porshla Coleman 

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~Roule

Jul
16

Being drunk and groping someone of course!!

Andy Dick

Andy, Andy, Andy – What a shame this is!!

Andy Dick was arrested this morning for being overly intoxicated, urinating outside the bar he stumbled out of and just causing an all together disturbance.  As if that wasn’t enough – a 17 year old girl and an eyewitness claim he walked up to her, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down to expose her breasts.  What an ass.

His bail has been set at a measly $5000 which means his drunk behind will be out in no time.

Hollywood has just gone completely crazy. Poor kid to have be subjected to some BS like a grown man exposing her like that. My GodDaughter is 17 and I can only imagine the toll that would have on her -though the culprit may be in for a surprise beatdown coming from her. Okay – rambling…

Yeah but Andy I’m assuming will join the loooooong list of celebs that need rehab.

Andy, please say yes, yes, yes.

~Roule

Jul
16

I don’t even know where to start with these folks here…

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Ah yes, the Hogan family.

Haven’t we learned from Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, Carmen Electra and David Navarro, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown – that doing a reality show together seems to end marriages??

It was a struggle to watch the Hogan family’s reality show in the first place – Brooke’s non singing ass – overly made up Momma – that brat of a grown son – Hulk’s terrible orange skin – it was all a bit much to swallow but I would try to brave through it.

The show is over and here comes the divorce! Linda Hogan files – which Hulk knew nothing about until he’s asked about it by a news reporter – real classy Linda. Then Nick’s drag racing career really takes off – to the slammer!!! He is arrested for crashing his car (while drunk) which left his good friend in a coma. Linda and Hulk visit Nick in jail to basically blame the victim of Nick’s crash for his own condition. Uh Huh. See below:

Let me see what else… OH! Then at some point Linda has a restraining order put out on the Hulkster – she starts dating a 19 year old child – she’s 48 – yep, that’s it, 48. Then Hulk starts dating one of his daughter Brooke’s friends, that looks just like her. Or maybe it IS Brooke because their behavior lately is very boyfriend-girlfriendish… I’m just sayin’.

Here’s Hulk putting suntan oil on Brooke’s ass..

My ass is like 'an old car' to my dad

Don’t forget in between the legs Dad!!!

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Awww, they’re on a date! Hulk watches his daughter strip… (may have to copy and paste)

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I don’t know how I would feel about my father’s hand that close to my stuff. Or him watching me strip and dance with my legs wide open. But that’s just me. They prob’ly just close like that. Ha!

Antyway – I guess all Brooke and Hogan have is each other – you know since Brooke isn’t messing with her Mom anymore too tough – yet it’s okay for Daddy to date her peer. Mmmm Hmmm… Brookie loves her Daddy! Shut up, I’m not implying anything.

Anyway – the Hogans are in a whole lotta mess. Who told Nick he was a drag racer? Who told Brooke she was a sexy singer? Who told Hulk it’s okay to openly date your child? Who told Linda she was young again? I thought they were just being an extra mess for the cameras. Now I see this is their Reality.

Get it together people please! Nick is not some kind of saint! How dare you two blame this man for what is equally Nick’s fault?? Hulk – please let your daughter lotion herself – I mean, I’m sure it’s nothing but – please??? Linda, just because you became some overnight celeb with this reality show – don’t get beside yourself. Would you like some old woman dating Nick? Thought not.

And Brooke. Step away from the mike sweetheart – Siberia type away, ok? Ok!!

~Roule

Jul
16

Al Reynolds speaks out about Star and his sexuality…

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The ex Mr. Star Jones has gotten sick and tired of the rumors about his sexuality – he insists he’s not gay.

Okay, really Al, no one is talking about you anymore – I almost didn’t remember who you were (okay I DID remember) but you get what I’m sayin’. Yes, we thought your marriage was a sham, Yes we thought this would be another Terry McMillan saga, Yes Al – most folks thought you were gay. You say you’re not, then I’ll try my best to believe you. Not all men are all tough and masculine – some are very metrosexual and prettier than their wives and that’s fine. Whatever. If you were that would be cool too – well not really since you married a woman – ummm… ok… yeah. Glad you’re straight.

Reynolds speaks on how fond he still is of his ex wife – so much that he still wears his wedding ring. Actually he had nothing but nice things to say about Star – how sweet – I’m sure some written paperwork had something to do with that.

Or maybe it’s just that Star is just that special or he’s just being that adult about it. Whatever it is – It’s SOOOOO yesterday.

Anyway, I’ve touched on it, I’m over it.

Al, hope you find the right woMAN for you!! LOL – JK

~Roule

Jul
15

Your fave blogger-Miste Roule-has been told time and time again that I look like Brandy!!!  I admit, I can see a smidgen of resemblance but not enough to be stopped as much as I do or told by as many people as I get told by.  So I’ve decided to let you tell me.  Do I or don’t I???

BRANDY

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Yours truly, Roule

 

Leave a comment and let me know what you think!!  Stay tuned for the Laila look-alike!!! 

~Roule

Jul
15

Erykah Badu pregnant with third child…

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Okay, so I know we’ve all heard about E. Badu’s pregnancy with yet another rapper-(She has a son named Seven with Andre 3000 and a daughter named Puma with D.O.C) The upcoming baby is said to be with rapper (and Badu’s protege) Jay Electronica. Well her fans seem to have a LOT to say about the light eyed songstress and her baby making. Comments have been left on quite a few blogs blasting Erykah – saying she’s a whore – you can’t have a baby with everyone you date – yadda yadda.

I know how it is though. You get into a relationship thinking this is the one and… sh*t happens. You get caught up in love and… sh*t happens. I can’t believe she would be running around just having kids with EVERY man she dates just because they’re cute. At least I hope not. I have a brother with another father and a sister with another mother and I don’t think any less of either of my parents. To each his own I guess. Shoo Angelina Jolie has 3 kids with different parents all together!!! LOL

Anyway you know Ms. Badu wasn’t taking this lightly – here’s what she had to say to all of her critics:

Peace,

How dare you disrespect the queendom …and my children and my intelligence.

Ive never been so disgusted in all of my life. There is no other place i used to enjoy more I post no where else .you guys have taken an all time low , tho.

I am an excellent mother and resent all of the negative comments and insults on my character. I put much time and thought into having and raising my children. Ive had the honors of having 2 home births and 2 wonderful partners by my side.

Every relationship i have been in was because i loved the person dearly and was dedicated to us “exclusively” for a number of years. The fathers of my children are my brothers and friends .we have a great deal of respect for one another and always will.

We love our children to no end. We took our own “vows” and continue to uphold them. And that is what that is .

Is it really “good” to stay in a relationship where both parties are unfulfilled , longing for relief , bringing one another down as a result of improper training , creating bad energy and experiences for the child to repeat ? (not to mention breeding deceit and anger and resentment )

How many of you grew up in 2 parent homes that were miserable as fuck ? Or 2 parent homes that were not perfect but worked? How many grew up in one parent homes where the mother worked hard to make sure you were cared for but she wasnt quite happy? How about a home where the father was the main care giver and did the best he could -lacking nurture? How many of you have a sibling that has a different father or mother? Does he or she mean less to you? How many of you have more than 1 mother or father of your own children ? How many of you had /or / are parents responsible enough to make good decisions for yourself and your children ,that dont quite fit any of these descriptions?
How many of you stay in unhealthy relationships for fear of going to hell?

Birth control lol … could have 10 babies instead of 2 .your opinions lack experience and are not only careless but also very uninformed and immature. Nothing is sacred here . And i see why.

If i loose you as a fan because i want to continue to have children then f*ck off… who needs you ….certainly not me … kick rocks … call tyrone … pack light …. Bite me

I have defended myself here on this site and hurled a few insults .. But only in response to your insults of my music , my clothes , my lyrics , my hair , my being a woman , my spirit, my choices of partners….

And if this post is not clear

kiss my placenta.”

LMAO!!!! E, you don’t owe us any explanation but I hear you – and trust, I know how people talking sh*t about you can make you wanna blast them. And that you did. Peace to you and your seeds E.

~Roule

“We have too many baby daddies and not enough fathers.” D L Hughley

Jul
11

This damn Amy.

Photo’d again with white powder up her snot.

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White powder in her right nostril. Coming out of a Pub in Camden. In a recent interview she claims she never stopped taking drugs. Not even while in Rehab. She’s bored without Blake. Felt like there was nothing to live for. Blah Blah Blah.

First time she was photo’d with white powder in her nose.

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Sigh… What can you do when they don’t want to help themselves? 24 freakin’ years old – wasting her life. She too should be in jail, right with Blake. Nuts.

I’m bored too Amy. With you.

Day Six.

~Roule

Jul
11

The talk diva Wendy Williams from WBLS is taking it to your flatscreen!

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The wound up shock jock is going to grace us with her presence starting Monday, July 14th on her new talk show – truthfully, I can’t wait – I’ve always wanted to see her facial expressions and the guests when they’re on the radio – I wonder who the first guest is going to be? Who is going to be brave enough to sit across from Wendy, a studio audience and millions of folks (maybe?) and wait to see how she will embarrass them? Or will she be tame due to some FOX networks regulations on just how bold she can be?

I’m happy for her though – nothing like progression and it’s comforting to see my sisters move on to the next level. Ya’ won’t see me on there no time soon though – no matter how big my Pahdna and I get!! LOL

Congrats Wendy!! Get rid of that loser husband and you’ll be straight! Ok? Ok!

~Roule

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OK, ok – I know you posted this many moons ago but Rou I HAAAAAAYTE this woman. I’m talking DE-SPISE Wendy Williams – did you know that? I know she’s a shock jock I know she sensationalizes everything and it can be so juicy but the modicum of respect I had for her, for her accomplishments and her finally being able to bear a child went out the window after she exposed Meth’s wife’s cancer struggle – I just cannot abide this woman – she has NO limits. I know its an old issue but it still hits mega close to home for me – she just doesn’t give a damn. Maybe that’s what gets her better ratings, more viewers, listeners, etc because the world consists of more pessimists than optimists..

I think this site is really bringing out the bitter cynic in me, you think?lol L

Jul
10

This is just a list of random pics I am in love with!! Enjoy!

Kim Porter with her children.

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The WHOLE family!

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Kim looks like a dressed up great grandma Roule – sorry. Like June Ambrose (and June, this is LAILA hiking on you, not your former intern Roule lol) with better hair and great plastic surgery – her age is really showing on her face. I mean good for you Kim, cash those checks, spit those celebrabies out girl but ease up on the face and eye cake – you like a black goddamn golden girl - ick, L

We clowned yall other pic – But I like this one! BJ…

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Geez Halle.

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Pretty.

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Megan Good

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Lauryn Hill – Miss you girl!!

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Awww!!! So glad she’s happy! Mary and Kendu.

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Kate Hudson with Son Ryder in VOGUE… Cute outfits!

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Ending it with my favorite people right now. The Obama’s.

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More random pics to come soon!

~Roule

Jul
10

Toccara looks stunning in Italian Vogue…

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You better work it out Toccara!!!! Kudos to Italian Vogue for not only doing an issue showing off our beautiful African American beauties – but also giving us a little more to look at!! I’m fond of Toccara’s extra self… Glad to see you doing what you love lady!

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Her face looks flawless!

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Yes the Italy based Vogue is using only African American models for the July 2008 issue (yeah, yeah, I know it’s late) Which I think is great because I would love to own an issue with all of my beautiful sisters in it but, then again – why can’t they just spread us out evenly throughout the mag on a regular basis??

I’ll send you my port in the morning Ok?? Ok!

~Roule

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